Maple syrup is the stickiest substance known to man. I know this because I found it difficult to remove the newspaper from the table in the cafe this morning. Eventually it was all cleaned up for me , “we had a couple of kids sat here just before you came in”. I wonder what they used to remove them.
Is there any occasion not covered by a greetings card? I was looking for a wedding acceptance card and had to plough my way through cards for all occasions;
‘Happy birthday to my teacher’, ‘Well done on passing you citizenship exam’, ‘Sorry to hear your cat has died’, ‘Thanks for the loan of the golfing shoes’, ‘I’m sorry I broke your lawnmower’, ‘I’m sorry your Internet has been down’ and ‘Congratulations on your vasectomy’. I’d be just as happy sending text messages.